Monday, January 23, 2006

I wish I could be this self-absorbed

"Kris Benson, traded today from the NY Mets to Baltimore Orioles, and Anna Benson, his loving wife will hold a press conference, tonight, Saturday January 21, 2006 at 8 PM at [location]. Ms. Benson, who was informed about the trade today while on the set shooting for the April Cover of FHM, along with her husband will respond to the many questions concerning the trade."

apparently there's an amazing press release "they" released. amazing, meaning something even more self-indulgent and funnier than this.


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