$25 on Dodger game, in which I sat in gum on my seat and saw about 50 shots of this skinny woman's ass crack. She was wearing too-tight, too-low jeans and she couldn't stop standing up to dance and cheer. Best part is that she was wearing a belt buckle (huge comboy-sized) that said "White Trash." You think?

I am a judgemental asshole.

Good game, though. I forgot how gorgeous the view is in Chavez Ravine.